I was alone in a hallway at my high school and this girl chucked a McDonald's Cheeseburger at me from about 50 feet away. It landed short, because, although she did play the tuba, she did not have the strength to get it all the way to me. The cheeseburger hit the ground and skidded towards me, but remained wrapped in its yellow waxed paper.
I don't know why I was alone in the hallway of my school.
I do know why she threw the cheeseburger at me.
I wonder what sort of cheeseburger ninja wrapped that thing.
It just dawned on me that her and her friend that showed up 5 seconds later were stoned to the bejessus.
Almost exactly 20 years later and that episode pops into my head and I figure out she was stoned.
Sometimes your brain is a weird fucking thing.
I don't know why I was alone in the hallway of my school.
I do know why she threw the cheeseburger at me.
I wonder what sort of cheeseburger ninja wrapped that thing.
It just dawned on me that her and her friend that showed up 5 seconds later were stoned to the bejessus.
Almost exactly 20 years later and that episode pops into my head and I figure out she was stoned.
Sometimes your brain is a weird fucking thing.
2 comments:
But did you eat the cheeseburger?
Trippy.
Post a Comment