Check out this website: www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/12/25/world/main590221.shtml.
Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family or someone bearing the same surname with him, hence I contacted you.
I have contacted you to assist in securing the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where these huge deposits were lodged. Particularly, the finance company where the deceased had an account valued at about USD$8.4 million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next Thirty (30) Working official working days. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Await your reply if willing to assist.
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I reply:
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I find it strange that you mention the amount of money, but not the name/surname that led you to me. I would think that you would send me the names of my deceased relatives so that me and my family could mourn properly and contact the authorities about proper burial. You seem to only be interested in money, which I can tell you, when you have as much as I do, you never need worry.
Also why does your note say to contact you at yemeniassociates3@yahoo.com.ar,? But when I hit reply it is bar_wale@hotmail.com. That seems strange.
Also, do you know Emeka Okafor? He plays basketball and is very tall. Are you tall?
In conclusion:
Please forward the names of my deceased relatives along with and autographed photo of Emeka Okafor to idsn72-urafraud@yahoo.com.
Thanks.
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My mouth probably just wrote a check that my ass can't cash but wtf it was fun.
8 comments:
I've tried responding to a spam letter once.
Unfortunately its like sending a request to Party Poker's customer service and chain letter part deux is sent back with no original thoughts.
I've seen this done a couple times. You must continue!
Too funny...I love this response...can I borrow it?
steal away.
Dear Chilly,
This is the only way I can contact you, it seems you have won the monte carlo millions lottery, however since you live in the USA, I will need an advance of 100k to get your 10 milion to you, a transfer on my full tilt account will make it easier, let me know when you are ready to be a multi-millionaire. Full tilt ID suckerbet 007, let me know
Hawsome! Do you accept FFP's or Play $?
Hey with the 100k in FPP I can get FOUR custom jerseys one for each sport....want my real id?
There is a website devoted to these letters. Each time I read one I crack up. You need to mention you have a toilet paper recycling business and see if he will invest.
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