Poker Blogger's Dictionary

1. AlCantHang Experience, The (verb) - Indefinable. Must be experienced.
2. Alfredo, The*(Noun) - A8. The Alfreado plays in Vegas and shoots your bankroll in the back of the head right before it deposits its self in front of your opponent.
   
3. Blogfather (noun) - See Iggy.
   
4. Blow Out (verb) - To re-suckout a suckout. For example I had AJs vs my donkey opponents KJo. He flopped a K hitting his 3 outer and I then rivered an A hitting my 3 outer.
   
5. Boathouse, The (noun) - Typical location for the AlCantHang Experience.
6. Bonus Whoring (verb) - Bonus whoring is the act of playing on a particular site in order to take advantage of a reload or some other type of promotional bonus. Many people chase bonuses from site to site and even include bonuses in their monthly win/lose figures.
   
7. Brown Shirt (noun) - A lucky donkey holding most of G-Rob's stack as the result of G-Rob getting Little Willie'd 4 or 5 times in a row. Can substitute any blogger with G-Rob.
   
8. Bubblicious (noun, adj.) - To just miss the money in a poker tourny.
   
9. Canada (noun) - Land of the four card straight and the 1 card pair.
10. Crapshoot (noun) - A poker tourney with quickly escalating blinds in relation to the the starting chip stack. This type of tourney structure gives the donkeys and fish an extra edge as the poker blogger is now a slave to variance and has little opprotunity to out manuver the dead money.
    
11. C the W (verb) - Blogger euphemism for self abuse.
    
12. Donkey (noun) - 1.) A stupid fish that plays hands like 7-2o without a good reason. 2.) Anyone who beats you while behind the whole way. 3.) That guy in the 3 seat that keeps betting $2 on the $4 rounds.
    
13. Donkey Dump (verb) - An unnecessary shipment of a significant quantity of chips from your stack to your opponent's stack resulting from a gross misplay of a hand such as a bluff, an overplay of an inferior hand, or just plain stupidity on your part often caused by a poker disease called temporary obstinatia.
    
14. Excalibur Poker Room (noun) - 1.) Exactly what a poker room would look like if poker playing 5th graders wrote a paper about the middle ages. 2.) Home.
    
15. Fishing Hole, The (noun) - Synonym for Party Poker.
16. FSY (noun) - Fucking Stupid Yank, Brit for getting outplayed (badbeat) by a drunk American.
    
17. G-Vegas (noun) - Physical home to a large cadre of poker bloggers.
    
18. Gigli (noun) - To be first out in a B&M WPBT event.
    
19. Groovy Odds (noun) - 1.) Getting to see a flop with a bad hand because the donkeys at your table give you the correct odds to call. 2.) G-Rob Math.
    
20. Hammer (noun) - The 7-2 off suit. The 7-2 suited is an inferior hand (known as the Nerf Hammer) because it is much less likely to hit a Lewis Wilbanks for a suckout.
    
21. Hammer, Playing the (verb) - Coming in for a raise with the hammer. Limping or checking from the big blind is not officially playing the hammer. Check raising is encouraged. True hammer players will continue to push all the way, even if the board missed them completely. There is no shame is showing down a 7 high hammer.
    
22. Hammer Quads (noun) - Playing the hammer and catching quads.
    
23. HEEEAWWWW call (verb) - A call a player makes after convincing himself that his opponent is on some very specific draw.
    
24. Hilton Sisters, The (noun) - Pocket Queens.
    
25. H.O.R.S.P.E. (noun) - A poker game played by bloggers. It is the traditional H.O.R.S.E. with a P added for Pineapple. Also know as P.H.R.O.S.E.
    
26. Iggy (noun)- 1.) He from which all others evolved. 2.) Star of "Dusty Dancing: Too Small to be Dirty" and "Roadhouse 2: Midget Bowling Night".
    
27. IGHN (verb) - After a bad beat: I Go Home Now.
    
28. IM (noun) - Object of male poker blogger desires.
    
29. Indeed (adverb) - A literary device used by professional poker bloggers to denote irony and/or sarcasm or to add emphasis to the absurd.
    
30. Inner Donkey (noun) - The little donkey inside all of us that takes control of our betting hand from time to time causing infuriating Donkey Dumps to occur.
31. Jackhammer (noun)- J4. The Jackhammer is the cousin to the hammer. Created in G-Vegas, its powers are strong.
    
32. Jopke (verb) - The ultimate Hellmuthian move. To unwittenly make ones self into a donkey.
    
33. Junk (noun) - 1.) Daddy parts 2.) Mommy parts.
    
34. Junk Kicker (noun) - One who kicks others in the junk.
    
35. Kicked in the Junk (verb) - 1.) Taking a bad beat from a donkey. 2.) Getting out played, either by a superior player, your own mistakes or the will of the poker gods. 3.) Taking a foot to the groin. Note: If you've been kicked in the junk visit this site and tell the world.
    
36. Little Willie (verb, noun) - A Suck-out or to suck-out. As in "I got all my money in pre-flop with pocket jacks. This guy Little Willie'd me by hitting trip 9's on the river with his 9-2o."
    
37. Lewis Wilbanks (noun) - Denotes getting kicked in the junk by runner runner. Refers to Carl Lewis and Jennifer Wilbanks.
38. Lemur (noun) - Can'tHang for Donkey.
39. Luckbox (noun) - One who consistently gets their money in with the worst of it and manages to suck out a win. See photo:
    
40. MicroPenis (noun) - 1.) Less than average junk, way less. 2.) The poker blogger's greatest fear as it may denote weak and or passive play. 3.) A descriptor for someone who kicked you in the junk.
    
41. Negative EV (adj.) - Anything that will cost you money in the long run. For example: Blackjack, Pai Gow or Party Poker Blogger table. Commonly written as -EV.
42. Nerf Hammer (noun) - The 7-2 suited, much less powerful than the Hammer.
    
43. PG (noun) - Object of female poker blogger desire.
    
44. PGP (verb) - Play Great Poker.
    
45. Pimp (verb) - To promote the work of other bloggers on your blog.
46. Punter (Noun) - Aussie for Donkey.
    
47. Redneck Riviera (noun) - Where professional Poker Bloggers live while on extended assignment in Las Vegas.
    
48. Reverse Bubble Boy (noun) - The first player out of a tournement in the money.
49. Sham Seat (noun) - The 10 seat at a poker table.
50. Shocker, The (noun) - A2. All A2 combinations qualify however the "natural" is if the Ace is a spade or a club and the deuce is a heart or a diamond. You figure it out.
    
51. SoCo (noun) - Type of alcohol with both the lowest number of bloggers drinking it and the highest per blogger rate of consumption.
    
52. Solo Rage (verb) - 1.) When a blogger plays an extended B&M session in Vegas. At the end of said session the blogger proceeds to go on a bender of booze and broads (or guys) by him/herself only to be seen hours or days later. 2.) When a friend/spouse of a blogger cuts loose and parties hard by themselves leaving the poker blogger free to play poker, as in: "I came home from playing a twelve hour session to find the wife standing there sweaty and naked, fresh off a solo rager."
    
53. Sooted (adj) - Two junky cards of the same "soot", usually played by a Donkey by calling a pre-flop capped pot and hitting a Lewis Wilbanks for a Little Willie.
    
54. Super Cunt (adj) - 1.) G-Vegas descriptor for undesirable female. 2.) Las Vegas stripper superhero.
55. Tourist (noun) - A recreational poker player. Usually plays any Ace to the river.
    
56. Tourist, The (noun) - A7, usually offsuit. Always cracks your Cowboys.
    
57. Twice Confirmed Huge Junk (noun) - 1.) Junk (usually male) that is larger than the average reference point of the beholder. 2.) Opposite of MicroPenis. Also Thrice Confirmed Huge Junk.
    
58. WPBT (noun) - World Poker Blogger Tour. Pronounced: World (pause) PokerBlogger (pause) Tour.

*The Alfredo is Copyright 2006 Chilly, All rights reserved.
The Poker Blogger's Dictionary was originally compiled June 21, 2005