Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Reading the Bored

Its official. I am bored with poker and with blogging. I guess that's what my recent spate of posts have been about. I blame all of you really. You don't dance the jig that entertains me anymore.

I do my best to lambast someone and I get a pittance in return. I purposely maky typos and no one says a word. I guess its clear, not only did I get bored with you, you're bored with me.

Treading water online is getting to be a bore as well. I play the BBJ tables on Party. w00t. I crushered a fish with 2nd pair cause he bet AK to the river like it was the nuts. Hey buddy, checking the call any/raise any buttons doesn't scare me. It might slow me down, but my set is gold. Gold Jerry, GOLD!

Playing NL is only slightly more entertaining. But its just that much easier to be a rock than in limit. The fish don't pay attention to my VP$IP so when I wait and catch a monster - cha ching.

Otis amuses me. He make me laugh. I see how he crushes it and then relays the tail tale so well. By crushes it I mean by the way I am sure he'll be strapping on a bracelet or cashing a 6-7 figure check soon. I sure am glad his brother is an easy mark.

Pauly is Pauly. If I ever hit the Powerball I'm going to hire him to live blog my life. Pauly in the Lou. He'd last about 2 weeks. "The last five Dads Chilly took a piss next too at the zoo..." ; "The last five guys Chilly told to fuck off....." ; "The last five times I tried to play Trey and Chilly smacked the back of my head..." Here is the blog he can use, now or when I hire him.

I now have 5 blogs and 2 urls that point to this blog. I think I have a disease.

5 comments:

Der Schlingener said...

How do you get bored of Poker?!?! ;D

Chilly said...

Bored with poker is pretty easy. I prefer live and don't have time to play anywhere but online.

I am stuck at my current limits online. I don't have the time to apply myself and move up. I can't really justify supplementing my bankroll and I don't have the time to build it organicly

I don't have the time to work on my tourney game which would be a new outlet.

Basically my game is stale and thus playing the game is stale. I realized this when I rivered quads on Sunday and didn't even think "Dems Quads Bitches". I only lamented the fact that the donkey had got all his money in preflop (in LHE) limiting my win to $10.

fairnbalncd said...

Get out of that Liberal funk before Schumer or Boxer decides to fund some study into Post Poker Trauma Disorder's on our dime.

Playground tag is being banned for feely-good-warm-fuzzy reasons and the next thing to come is "no one loses" at online poker because Chilly's losing his self-esteem. Chop dat pot! ;-)

Come blast away at my house now! Feel better?

Drizztdj said...

You need a reach-around.

Chilly said...

I don't lose at online poker. Thats just it. I tread water.