Do I get a Producer Credit?

I had this great idea to extend my latest series of posts to include a blogger of Bunyanian proportions. Dimebag and I hacthed an evil plan at our homegame last weekend. But I have decided to reform. Instead of riffing on people and writing things that might bring them down I want to be positive, contributing member of the community. Dimebage gets full credit for the poster and for helping me hatch the idea. But this is not what he signed up for so he can bow out if he'd like. He can take 2% out of the backend for creating the visuals.

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THE CAST and CREW

I want to help people in a jam. I want to further the life experience of my fellow PB'ers. So, who are the lucky few of you out there that I have decided to help?

Joe Speaker - You are one of my favorite writers. You and Tom Clancey. Don't let the fact that I enjoy hackneyed nuevou war thrillers keep you from thinking this is anything but a complement.

Change100 - You must be good peeps 'cause Pauly thinks you're the shit. Of course Pauly thinks any lady with a one-hitter and check raise is the shit. But you are apparently cool too. If I ever decide to start smoking, I'll call you for advice.

Wil - You are a solid poker player with the worst run of luck I have seen in a while. You gave up a sweet gig due to your poker habit. This is poker's Karmic payback.

Shane - You seem to be a nice guy. You are getting a free ride because this calls for two stars so I need you to help Wil, Joe and Change. And no, Cameron Diaz can't co- star in this movie.
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THE PLAN

Joe writes it. Change does her thing, helping Joe and I guess I'll let her be a Co-producer or something like that. Wil and Shane star in it.
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THE PITCH

"All-in is a Force of Nature"

A raw, powerful story of two young men, a child actor looking to raise his art to the next level and a guy from Virginia looking to make his mark on the world, who meet in the summer of 2003 playing poker in the smoke filled card rooms of L.A. There a shared love for old movies, Judy Garland and a weak tight style of play helps form an unorthodox yet life-long bond--by turns ecstatic, bitter and conflicted.

An epic love story set against the dank soullessness of Commerce and Bicycle Casinos, Brokeback Poker tells the story of two young men who meet in the summer of 2003, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love.
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THE POSTER


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